tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post4879533822635718621..comments2024-01-09T17:48:45.910-06:00Comments on Travis Erwin: I'll Tell You What To Believe, another Saga of the Second Rate SantaTravis Erwinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09420879160702098979noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-19034283551610030532007-12-05T11:50:00.000-06:002007-12-05T11:50:00.000-06:00"If you're really Santa then where is you Reindeer..."If you're really Santa then where is you Reindeer?" "Mr. Erwin, do you really expect me to buy into your claim that you traveled to Las Vegas solely for book research?" <BR/><BR/><BR/>You NAILED the IRS!! LOVE IT!!<BR/><BR/>These Santa stories are fabulous!! <BR/><BR/>She was a little bitch wasn't she.Bubblewenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13138352865911195593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-27722423313653985072007-12-05T10:58:00.000-06:002007-12-05T10:58:00.000-06:00Right up there with The Santa Land Diaries!Right up there with The Santa Land Diaries!Carleen Bricehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01433203126527081458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-40076750795029230462007-12-04T22:00:00.000-06:002007-12-04T22:00:00.000-06:00Travis! You are now and forever the mall Santa now...Travis! You are now and forever the mall Santa now to me! What awesome stories! and I have to say my kids would have been sreaming also - no offense to you! Man you cracked me up today!Ello - Ellen Ohhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18311917335471167591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-88333394545206863112007-12-04T18:31:00.000-06:002007-12-04T18:31:00.000-06:00Another awesome tale. You have got to get these p...Another awesome tale. You have got to get these published in a magazine's Christmas issue someday (Esquire, are you listening?) . . . they really are priceless.<BR/><BR/>EErica Orloffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16415925758466527671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-20172734960830491562007-12-04T11:12:00.000-06:002007-12-04T11:12:00.000-06:00Very funny, Travis! :-) :-) :-)Whenever I see a ma...Very funny, Travis! :-) :-) :-)<BR/>Whenever I see a mall Santa, I have to think of Billy Bob Thornton in "Bad(der) Santa". :-)Vesperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12417602625059442986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-42955520123350219922007-12-04T09:27:00.000-06:002007-12-04T09:27:00.000-06:00hahahaha...santa is soooo leaving her some coal th...hahahaha...santa is soooo leaving her some coal this year.Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05716215892504806470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-57559553578008673182007-12-03T21:38:00.000-06:002007-12-03T21:38:00.000-06:00That is pretty good stuff Travis. Thanks for shari...That is pretty good stuff Travis. Thanks for sharing. Kids do say the darnedest things. Have a good week.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-12328915625847852972007-12-03T21:28:00.000-06:002007-12-03T21:28:00.000-06:00Travis, That's true cause I don't understand half ...Travis, <BR/>That's true cause I don't understand half of what she says. <BR/>Or rather 'arf o'wot she sedalex ketohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08003786334665677107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-71796627062834477622007-12-03T19:56:00.000-06:002007-12-03T19:56:00.000-06:00Good times! At least it sounded like she might ha...Good times! At least it sounded like she might have actually believed in Santa Claus--just not you. That's something, right?Alyssa Goodnighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12563271888054706202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-55804312094182979632007-12-03T19:37:00.000-06:002007-12-03T19:37:00.000-06:00Too funny! I liked the terror-inspiring Santa and ...Too funny! I liked the terror-inspiring Santa and the little girl's matter-of-fact statement: He squeezed the parakeet until it died.Danette Haworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13220718895967380788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-7552540958058102412007-12-03T19:19:00.000-06:002007-12-03T19:19:00.000-06:00Hey I just saw my link. Thanks much!!!Hey I just saw my link. Thanks much!!!Adriannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10939555463939641790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-16321576965076547002007-12-03T19:18:00.000-06:002007-12-03T19:18:00.000-06:00LOL!!! Forget about the husband, what about the p...LOL!!! Forget about the husband, what about the parents???Adriannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10939555463939641790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-61044734840138180602007-12-03T19:17:00.000-06:002007-12-03T19:17:00.000-06:00My daughter, now grown, was the kid who projectile...My daughter, now grown, was the kid who projectile vomited all over Santa's beard. Really.debrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17676300309029588465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-36150945779523543182007-12-03T15:41:00.000-06:002007-12-03T15:41:00.000-06:00Sherry - That girl is probably only about 15 now. ...Sherry - That girl is probably only about 15 now. I hate to think what she is like as a teenager. And I checked out Marie's blog. thanks for the link.<BR/><BR/>Phats- What's next skinny offensive lineman?<BR/><BR/>Charles - See comment above. that girl is probably 15 now. How old is he?<BR/><BR/>Alex - A suspect a wife with a British accent can get away with telling you lots of things.<BR/><BR/>Monnik - Goes to show all wives are the same.<BR/><BR/>Pretzel - I knew you would feel sorry for that parakeet. <BR/><BR/>Fuzzbox- 8 or 80 , I'm not sure there is much difference.<BR/><BR/>Shauna - Glad to see you are back and recuperated from your trip to Costa Rica. <BR/><BR/>Bernita- It was enough to give a fella a complex.<BR/><BR/>Merry - I ripped that photo off the internet. I have no idea who those people are. And witty or not I love to read comments, but I know how it is. Sometimes I barely have time to read the blogs I frequent much less comment.<BR/><BR/>Angel - It's pure animal instinct I'm thinking.Travis Erwinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09420879160702098979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-91713997511337436362007-12-03T15:37:00.000-06:002007-12-03T15:37:00.000-06:00So you met my sister ...Thanks for dropping by my ...So you met my sister ...<BR/><BR/>Thanks for dropping by my blog.Bailey Stewarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639029254352011915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-79296484264742613712007-12-03T15:17:00.000-06:002007-12-03T15:17:00.000-06:00They really start the "bossy" at a young age.They really start the "bossy" at a young age.JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05144019552337738621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-8318130135205759692007-12-03T13:23:00.000-06:002007-12-03T13:23:00.000-06:00I love love love the picture, Travis... and I hav...I love love love the picture, Travis... and I have to tell you, I have children and I know all children can at one time or another be a bit of a pain in the @ss, but seriously, it's very hard not to argue with them when they're that 'know it all' right... You are a man of great patience, I'd have threatened her with coal!<BR/><BR/>By the way, I'm on some kind of a cosmic weird thing today, you stopped at my blog the same time I was catching up on yours, and so did a few other bloggers today... freaky - I loved your first Santa post, too, I just didn't have anything clever enough to leave in the comments.Merry Monteleonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09435956005780500310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-13901157102623837642007-12-03T10:09:00.000-06:002007-12-03T10:09:00.000-06:00The screaming little ones must have made you feel ...The screaming little ones must have made you feel you were participating in child abuse!Bernitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05264585685253812090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-49570925472452603822007-12-03T00:58:00.000-06:002007-12-03T00:58:00.000-06:00I've been catching up on the few posts I've missed...I've been catching up on the few posts I've missed. LOL! That's some great stuff!Shaunahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18168454800095568360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-9766874311642128822007-12-02T19:48:00.000-06:002007-12-02T19:48:00.000-06:00It's hard to beat the logic of an eight year old.It's hard to beat the logic of an eight year old.:P fuzzboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704568822288346593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-46616068806143822672007-12-02T18:34:00.000-06:002007-12-02T18:34:00.000-06:00Gee Trav, I didn't know you were that much older t...Gee Trav, I didn't know you were that much older than me that you were the Santa that heard me say that to my brother when we were little. ;) <BR/><BR/>That little girl? She's going to marry a nerdy little shit that makes a ton of money. She will tell him what to do and how to do it. But in the bedroom? She will be a tigress with a cat - o - nine she uses just to keep him in line. And he likes it.<BR/><BR/>Men like it when women tell them what to do. If we did not tell you what to do how the hell would anything ever get done? Women rule and men drool!<BR/><BR/>Heh. <BR/><BR/>That poor parakeet. I hope Santa didn't give that sadistic kid a hamster.preTzelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03536465579225240434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-79449649165736644322007-12-02T17:57:00.000-06:002007-12-02T17:57:00.000-06:00"The real Santa can do whatever he likes as long a..."The real Santa can do whatever he likes as long as Mrs. Claus says it's ok!!!" <BR/><BR/>BWAHAHAHA! That kid knows all about life. :)<BR/><BR/>I love these stories!!!Monnikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13998729112903749621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-40897284536914636722007-12-02T16:13:00.000-06:002007-12-02T16:13:00.000-06:00I'd leave a comment but my wife says it's not alri...I'd leave a comment but my wife says it's not alright. sorryalex ketohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08003786334665677107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-42924579826179548922007-12-02T16:03:00.000-06:002007-12-02T16:03:00.000-06:00As long as Mrs. claus says it's OK. That says it ...As long as Mrs. claus says it's OK. That says it all right there. glad my son is too old for her.Charles Gramlichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02052592247572253641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-10303032093524135902007-12-02T15:24:00.000-06:002007-12-02T15:24:00.000-06:00haha TRAVIS!! I like these entries, please keep th...haha TRAVIS!! I like these entries, please keep them coming. Why not Christmas all the time it is that time of year. <BR/><BR/>Did you see the council for obesity wants to see skinny Santa's. that is just not right.Phatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06694684931757245608noreply@blogger.com