tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post4953604498910748971..comments2024-01-09T17:48:45.910-06:00Comments on Travis Erwin: Revisiting My Ho Filled PastTravis Erwinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09420879160702098979noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-77200986894581647742009-12-22T11:21:24.025-06:002009-12-22T11:21:24.025-06:00Wow Travis....
Just Wow.
I am sad to say I haven...Wow Travis....<br /><br />Just Wow.<br /><br />I am sad to say I haven't caught your previous Santa tales, but this one was downright hilarious...and scary. Thanks for sharing.Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07823808700523297184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-58789803478636136632009-12-21T13:25:15.406-06:002009-12-21T13:25:15.406-06:00Travis, I don't comment often, but every one o...Travis, I don't comment often, but every one of your stories is awesome with awesome sauce--but this one had me sick with laughter. And that image of him grabbing her 'ham' is going to be in my nightmares for the rest of my life.writtenwyrddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02280711822302493122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-50460041753741071812009-12-21T07:41:37.267-06:002009-12-21T07:41:37.267-06:00You were actually a Ho Ho Ho
and happy birthday, ...You were actually a Ho Ho Ho<br /> and happy birthday, toodebrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17676300309029588465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-63125037667746344342009-12-20T20:35:47.391-06:002009-12-20T20:35:47.391-06:00I dunno Travis, I think my favorite Santa story of...I dunno Travis, I think my favorite Santa story of yours is the one about the Yule Log: http://traviserwin.blogspot.com/2007/12/another-second-rate-santa-saga-ye-olde.htmlWordVixenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01713637403798552713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-64776031315679783132009-12-20T15:25:36.733-06:002009-12-20T15:25:36.733-06:00Hi Travis!
Stopping by to say Merry Christmas!Hi Travis!<br /><br />Stopping by to say Merry Christmas!Danette Haworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13220718895967380788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-24257432824188783482009-12-19T04:48:43.886-06:002009-12-19T04:48:43.886-06:00I remember this.Cringed for you on that job. Glad ...I remember this.Cringed for you on that job. Glad you re-posted. Great descriptions.Bernitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05264585685253812090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-8072743895740271772009-12-18T22:05:50.489-06:002009-12-18T22:05:50.489-06:00Cloudia's right! Great storytelling. I'l...Cloudia's right! Great storytelling. I'll be back to read this again I liked it so much. Right now I have to break apart a rolling ball of fighting fur that used to be two cats.Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14546882686381428986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-40123251027977715652009-12-18T19:44:28.677-06:002009-12-18T19:44:28.677-06:00I know I could not ever play a Santa (besides the ...I know I could not ever play a Santa (besides the very obvious gender problem, I mean) and deal with anyone like that. Or the kids. Or the other winners.<br />I applaud your patience!!<br />But I like the story. Keep 'em coming!sybil lawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13629349319977383547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-83271041745398059812009-12-18T13:53:57.036-06:002009-12-18T13:53:57.036-06:00Very funny! Our mall santa looks the part, but, d...Very funny! Our mall santa looks the part, but, dang is he cranky!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13380826220166366026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-35924324216295852022009-12-18T07:27:46.889-06:002009-12-18T07:27:46.889-06:00Wonderful story! I have two things to share...
1)...Wonderful story! I have two things to share...<br /><br />1) The Santa Effect: My son was and is a very gentle kid. He was the kid at play group who when another kid stole his toy, he'd look on in bewilderment that someone would do such a thing. The first time I took him to see Santa, however, he was transfixed and transformed. He was the second kid in line when Santa came on duty and from his dancing around I could tell he was excited. Santa entered his magic kingdom, took his seat and my son clothes-lined the little girl in front of him to race to Santa's side. He was oblivious as to what he'd done so intent was he on the man in the red suit. Fortunately, the little girl was not hurt and, equally fortunately, a similar performance was never re-enacted.<br /><br />2)White Trash Couples: Last summer during the gay pride parade, I was waiting to meet a friend. As I waited the parade was getting underway. Signs of love and inclusiveness lined the streets. A young man approached followed by his crying, screaming girlfriend. As he repeatedly told her to fuck off, she wailed apologizing for some transgression. They continued on for a block beyond me and sat on a grassy hill under a tree. I could still hear them screaming at each other. Gay love, straight love. It was a tableau of contrasts.Colleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16467261140757042179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-66336383623055075932009-12-18T05:33:50.104-06:002009-12-18T05:33:50.104-06:00(shudders from the horror of it all)(shudders from the horror of it all)G. B. Millerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09783331838434598963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-65495294109176145402009-12-18T05:17:08.699-06:002009-12-18T05:17:08.699-06:00You just made me want to watch the unrated version...You just made me want to watch the unrated version of Bad Santa again.the walking manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10058913927297370740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-62751032781430229372009-12-17T21:39:13.157-06:002009-12-17T21:39:13.157-06:00Just be glad you didn't have their kid in your...Just be glad you didn't have their kid in your class for the serial killer session!Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09742510911858733787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-39435484536024325882009-12-17T17:52:00.673-06:002009-12-17T17:52:00.673-06:00This paints SUCH a vivid picture. I need some Xma...This paints SUCH a vivid picture. I need some Xmas laughs. Bring it on!Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02375981493145612394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-73402268205596822462009-12-17T17:07:11.545-06:002009-12-17T17:07:11.545-06:00"Revisiting My Ho Filled Past" -- who th..."Revisiting My Ho Filled Past" -- who the hell are you, Tiger Woods? Hilarious Santa "inside info," LOL! I hope you'll post some more!Debra She Who Seekshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01845703092794695023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9174721864572618040.post-73902298851299686742009-12-17T16:36:12.721-06:002009-12-17T16:36:12.721-06:00From the title on, you have a great little story h...From the title on, you have a great little story here! I admire your talent, Bro.<br /><br /><br /><br />Aloha, Friend!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://comfortspiral.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Comfort Spiral</a><br /><br />cloudiaCloudiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05853753108637831069noreply@blogger.com