Wednesday, September 17, 2008

I Have Too much Time On My Hands

Okay, I was screwing around on the internet and saw this post on Swivet, the blog for literary agent Collen Lindsay.

The post was a link to one of those crazy time waster question deals. This one was called the Sarah Palin name generator and claimed to assign you a name, based on your actual one, if Sarah Palin had been your mother. Her kids names are unique -- Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.

So I play along and dutifully type in Travis Dwayne Erwin and what does the magical name generator spit out ...

Travis Dwayne Erwin, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Meat Notgay Palin

Who knows, Meat Notgay Palin you just might be president one day!

Kind of scary, huh?

I even did it twice and got the same answer.

And my wife?

Mustache Warthog Palin


I like mine better. Click here to find out yours.
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28 comments:

  1. preTzelSeptember 17, 2008 at 11:48 PM

    LOL! Here is mine:

    Goalie Sanka Palin

    I'm so not an athletic person so that cracks me up. I don't drink coffee either. Do they even make Sanka coffee anymore?

    Thanks for the very late night laugh Travis.

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  2. JoshuaSeptember 17, 2008 at 11:57 PM

    Luger Otter Palin


    yeah, I'm a porn star, very cool

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  3. the walking manSeptember 18, 2008 at 6:30 AM

    Finally I have found a pen name:


    Stockyard Mudslide Palin

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  4. BubblewenchSeptember 18, 2008 at 6:44 AM

    That is good...

    Sport Grunt Palin

    I do sport a grunt! Funny!

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  5. Kristen PainterSeptember 18, 2008 at 6:58 AM

    Chevy General Palin

    I could go for being called General.

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  6. debraSeptember 18, 2008 at 7:42 AM

    I'd be Ladel Torque and my lovely husband of many years is Beans Harpoon Palin. Our lovely daughters?
    Falter Locust and Crop Schooner.
    Nice, huh?

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  7. Crystal PharesSeptember 18, 2008 at 8:30 AM

    Mine is Ammo Canal and my husband's is Bow NATO. Heh!

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  8. UnknownSeptember 18, 2008 at 8:37 AM

    That is so funny!

    With my maiden name, it would be;

    Shaver Razorback Palin

    but with my married name it's;

    Taupe Armageddon Palin

    And since Armageddon is my alltime FAVORITE movie, I think I kinda like it!

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  9. Charles GramlichSeptember 18, 2008 at 8:56 AM

    I want the razorback one.

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  10. MicheleSeptember 18, 2008 at 9:37 AM

    Awesome.

    Nixon Hailfire Palin

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  11. Melanie HooyengaSeptember 18, 2008 at 10:04 AM

    Double the fun with maiden names!

    Maiden: Copper Catfish Palin

    Married: Stoppage Lead Palin

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  12. LisaSeptember 18, 2008 at 12:21 PM

    Thanks Travis! As if I couldn't find enough time wasters on my own :)

    Yours truly,

    Rot Pipeline Palin

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  13. Josephine DamianSeptember 18, 2008 at 12:22 PM

    Not Gay? Ha!

    I'm Rifle Panzer Palin.

    I wonder what Bristol will name her kid?

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  14. Ray WilsonSeptember 18, 2008 at 12:54 PM

    Great fun! Thanks for finding this.

    Here is mine:

    ray wilson, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

    Can Lightning Palin

    I like the heck out of it!

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  15. LyzzydeeSeptember 18, 2008 at 3:37 PM

    I have a really crappy name-

    Strike Chipper Palin

    Its made me laugh though!!!!

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  16. ThereseSeptember 18, 2008 at 4:05 PM

    Now that's funny.

    Those Palins are unusual folk...

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  17. Lana GramlichSeptember 18, 2008 at 4:57 PM

    I'm "Steak Leather Palin," the all-Americanest palin there is, huk yuk yuh! ;)

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  18. Lana GramlichSeptember 18, 2008 at 4:58 PM

    Ironically, Charles is "Pick Beef Palin," so it seems we're still & always a good match. ;)

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  19. Terrie Farley MoranSeptember 18, 2008 at 4:58 PM

    Travis,

    You are Meat Notgay?? The fix must be in!!!

    I already did this on Alex Keto's blog.

    My name is Rippa Shook Palin but when I use my legal name I am, hang on Bina, Taupe Armageddon. And, Bina, I like it, too.

    Terrie

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  20. Tawnya ShieldsSeptember 18, 2008 at 7:35 PM

    That was pretty fun. Today was a good day for a good time waster like this.

    Mine is:

    Snooker Hinge Palin

    "Snooker"? :o)~

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  21. Vodka MomSeptember 18, 2008 at 8:58 PM

    yeah, I did it. My name was Lock something or other. (She gags me a little.)

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  22. RobinSeptember 18, 2008 at 9:40 PM

    This is too funny!

    I am "Comma Liberty Palin"! Whatever the hell that means!

    My SE is ALSO "Copper Catfish Palin" so Melissa Avila? Are we related or just fish in the same taintied waters? LOL!

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  23. RobinSeptember 18, 2008 at 9:46 PM

    OMG! One of my "girls" is STAG TUNNEL! That's it, I'm going to that college and dragging her home! And she's not even mine!

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  24. UnknownSeptember 18, 2008 at 9:56 PM

    I'm the same as lana...Steak Leather Palin.

    What does that mean that we share the same Palin-nom?

    I was sure you were gonna say that your name:

    Travis Dwayne Erwin came back as...

    ...Travis Dwayne Erwin.

    Now, that would be funny.

    SL

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  25. PhatsSeptember 18, 2008 at 10:35 PM

    I seriously cringe thinking this woman might end up in the white house!

    Nice name though

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  26. J. L. KruegerSeptember 19, 2008 at 10:21 AM

    I'm Turbine Yukon Palin.

    At least this leftwing commie liberal stuff is funny. :)

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  27. JessSeptember 19, 2008 at 11:11 PM

    Cue Manhunt Palin

    LOL! Totally awesome linkage.

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  28. LindySeptember 20, 2008 at 3:00 AM

    I'm Bullet Bodycheck Palin- don't fuc% with me!

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