Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Lettuce Avoid Sin

Longtime readers of this blog know I am a carnivore. They also know my personal motto is ... Lettuce is The Devil.

Blogger tells me this is my 666th post so what better time to offer photographic evidence to support my ideals in the form of the 7 Deadly Sins.




LUST











GLUTTONY










GREED

Okay so he's eating money not lettuce. But green is green I say.








WRATH 












SLOTH















ENVY

A clear case of carrot envy if I've ever seen it.












PRIDE

Well, I suppose his momma is proud.
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30 comments:

  1. WordVixenAugust 31, 2010 at 2:05 PM

    I would ask where on earth you found those pictures, but I really don't want to know the answer.

    Although, the gluttony one made me giggle. And I love Pam's bikini top. But the rest were just disturbing.

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  2. jjdebenedictisAugust 31, 2010 at 2:21 PM

    OMG, the envy one...

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  3. sybil lawAugust 31, 2010 at 2:48 PM

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  4. sybil lawAugust 31, 2010 at 2:49 PM

    Totally screwed up on my last comment! I think the carrots had me laughing too hard. :)
    I so want some brussel sprouts, now!

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  5. Debra She Who SeeksAugust 31, 2010 at 3:03 PM

    Hilarious! But the slothful veggie guy needs a strategically placed zucchini. And a couple of kiwi fruit.

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  6. AnonymousAugust 31, 2010 at 3:14 PM

    I'm going to write up a patent application this afternoon for a new contraceptive for men who love meat: cabbage clothes.

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  7. Old KittyAugust 31, 2010 at 3:36 PM

    Well I'm sold!!! LOL!!

    Can't wait for your seven virtues now. :-)

    Take care and congratulations with your 666th post - spooky!

    x

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  8. DeannaAugust 31, 2010 at 3:40 PM

    You definitely put a smile on my face. That was just plain funny.

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  9. Terri TiffanyAugust 31, 2010 at 3:49 PM

    LOL Um--I too won't ask where you got these:))

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  10. G. B. MillerAugust 31, 2010 at 5:03 PM

    Ummm...yah.

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  11. ssasAugust 31, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    You're a goofalumpagus.

    Those are too funny.

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  12. writtenwyrddAugust 31, 2010 at 6:32 PM

    A friend of mine, an avid hunter, has this shirt that says, "Vegetables are not food, they are the food that food eats." I love that shirt.

    Congrats on the 666th post.

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  13. Little Messy MissyAugust 31, 2010 at 7:09 PM

    Hahahahahaha!!!

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  14. Melanie Miday-SternAugust 31, 2010 at 10:13 PM

    OMG!! That is hilarious!!! Love it Travis. You had me laughing!!!!

    Word Ver: penvi!!! hmmmmm could that be some envy like the carrots????? hmmmmmmmmm

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  15. UnknownAugust 31, 2010 at 10:17 PM

    Is this a food post or a religion post? Either way, it made me giggle, so now I have to explain it to the third-grader. Or distract her with a promise to loosen the parental controls on her computer....

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  16. CloudiaAugust 31, 2010 at 11:17 PM

    Travis' nightmare: lettuce man!!!!





    Warm Aloha from Waikiki

    Comfort Spiral

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  17. BubblewenchSeptember 1, 2010 at 5:46 AM

    One of these days, you're gonna eat lettuce and LIKE IT!(I kid..I kid) These are great! Love the Sloth dude... wth??

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  18. LaurelSeptember 1, 2010 at 8:04 AM

    The carrot photo is wrong six ways to Sunday.

    And although I have not heard of any specific instance, I feel certain that someone has sighted the Blessed Virgin in a head of lettuce somewhere. If she shows up in oil stains on garage floors, paint spatters on graffiti, and mysterious rock formations she's bound to turn up in vegetation.

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  19. Mark TerrySeptember 1, 2010 at 8:09 AM

    You are a scary man, Travis. Scary.

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  20. Charles GramlichSeptember 1, 2010 at 8:40 AM

    That carrot pic is just too much. I'm going to be seeing that one in my head for a while.

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  21. Melanie HooyengaSeptember 1, 2010 at 1:17 PM

    Love it!!

    Congratulations on 666. :)

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  22. AnnieSeptember 1, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    Needed this laugh today!

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  23. Redneck MommySeptember 1, 2010 at 3:33 PM

    I'm going to have nightmares for weeks after seeing those pictures. And I may never eat a vegetable again. ARGH. You just killed my dream of becoming a vegetarian.

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  24. RebSeptember 1, 2010 at 5:01 PM

    Gluttony is adorable, but I gotta say Envy is my favourite - lol

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  25. JunosmomSeptember 1, 2010 at 6:42 PM

    Where ever did you find those? I might point out that at least one features brussel sprouts, which is one vegetable that I would join you in lamenting its existence. Nasty.

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  26. Angie LedbetterSeptember 1, 2010 at 9:13 PM

    Go and sin no more, my son. (For your penance, eat a gigantor burger with a teeny tiny piece of lettuce under the pickle.)

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  27. BarrieSeptember 2, 2010 at 3:14 AM

    I have never seen photos like those!!!

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  28. Lana GramlichSeptember 2, 2010 at 3:11 PM

    *ROFL @ Envy!*

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  29. Jennifer ArcherSeptember 3, 2010 at 12:12 AM

    You amaze me. Where do you find this stuff? Brilliant post.

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  30. Jennifer ArcherSeptember 3, 2010 at 12:13 AM

    You amaze me. Where do you find this stuff? Brilliant post.

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