Ernest Hemingway ~ A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
I hope this one isn't true since I am attempting to write a funny book.
Tom Snyder ~ If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they are made of meat?
This goes along with my personal motto "Lettuce is the Devil quite nicely.
Erma Bombeck ~ There is nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
This is why everybody should have kids of their own. That way they get to experience Christmas and life through their eyes. Without that joy I think you age far too quickly.
Sir Winston Churchill ~ Writing a book is an adventure. To begin with, it is a toy and an amusement. Then it becomes a mistress, then it becomes a master, then it becomes a tyrant. The last phase is that just as you are about to be reconciled to your servitude, you kill the monster, and fling him to the public.
No truer words have ever been spoken, and I am in that tyrant stage.
And this quote goes well with my recent tattoo discussion ...
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future. ~Richard Jeni
This is the entire crew (minus me of course who is taking the shot) that recently went to Six Flags down in Arlington, Texas.
And a recent shot of me.