I planned on returning to the My Town Monday group today, but things didn't work out right for em to do so. I wanted to announce the publication of a friend of mine's book, but in order to do the post justice I will have to postpone it for a week.
In the meantime and with regards to the fact I'm hard at work on my latest book length project I'm simply going to cut and paste in a few of my most recent twitter messages. Yes, I'm aware that I am slightly off center but I thought y'all might be amused by my 140 character or less observations of my world.
Should you feel so inclined you can follow me on twitter via this link.
I don't even know what TAT is, but given the goods it's normally traded for, it's some mighty valuable stuff.
1 more set of days off before my kids head back to school. I've missed my Thursday and Friday morning writing time.
Against my wishes I'm at the feed trough of humanity. Better known as Furr's Cafeteria.
Rum, hard metal horseshoes, and a very dark backyard do not add up to good things.
My 8yo son just informed me his lifelong dream is to own an electric banjo.
Judging by the content of the blog post I am currently writing, it is clear I am losing my mind.
The plural for doofus? Is it doofuses, or Doofi?
I refuse to follow any man not wearing a shirt in his profile pic. So you 're proud of your six pack. Guess what? I got the whole damn keg.
Would you be inclined to sample a delicacy called écorce de porc if you knew nothing but the name?
Why is it one day you can feel like a pretty good writer and the very next day feel like an untalented hack?
I like the fact pirates is a trending topic right now, but the fact it ranks lower than Chuck Norris pisses me off.
Papa Hemingway a KGB spy? New book claims so. http://bit.ly/3IHBbv
Is it possible to wake DOWN? Wake SIDEWAYS? Or must we perpetually wake UP?
My friend Alex Keto recently traveled to Kenya. Read his powerful description here. www.alexketo.com
Tweet question @writer dad asked, Can anyone think of anything that still just costs a penny? My answer ... A wish in a fountain.
Came into work only to learn one of my coworkers, a friend, died yesterday. Shitty way to begin the day.
So, I come back to work this morning, JULY 5th. And what's my first task? Read a safety sheet on ... JULY 4th hazards. #gov't timeliness
Slept out on the trampoline with my boys last night. Been 20 years since I slept on 1. Will be twice as long before I do it again.
Twit spam is bad enough. Must they call me names? Got this 1 today. "Hey boys! dont know what it is but dorky guys turn me on BIG TIME."
By the way, if you are a writer and do not read GalleyCat everyday. You should be. http://www.mediabistro.com
Had a freaky dream last night where I was reading my own obit. Least it described me as a successful novelist. And I was old in the pic.
When closing time comes at Home Depot they turn the lights out, whereas at closing time at the bar, they turn them on. #recentobservation
My latest short story is up at Beat To A Pulp. Read it here -- http://bit.ly/FrOzR
Need more propane for my grill. Where's Hank Hill when you need him?
I was chosen as 1 of the best dad bloggers by Betty Confidential. Check out the article here http://tinyurl.com/lnxh2b
Tweeting straight from the dentist's chair as I await deadening shot to take. Wanna swap places?
My tongue now feels like a bloated sponge. I shall name it Bob. #dentalfun
Not counting replies and ReTweets that is the bulk of my tweet messages for the last two months. See what fun you are missing by not partaking in the charms of Twitter. Okay maybe not.