... fat guys with beards that is.
Internet rumors can get a little hairy, but perhaps not quite as hairy as this post.
Several weeks back I made a comment via Facebook that people often assumed I am bald because I ALWAYS wear a cap. I believe it was the talented Natasha Fondren who challenged me to prove I am not among the follically challenged. Or perhaps it was this chrome-domer.
Anyway here is the shot y'all have been eagerly waiting for.
Yep, that is the top of my cranium and as you can see I'm as hairy as ever.
And in the spirit of giving my readers more than they asked for here is another shot of me, sans the cap. Excuse the scowl. I took this shot just before heading into work.
However, considering that every picture I've ever seen depicts Jesus with a long, shaggy beard I'm wondering why I shave for that purpose. Maybe I should let mine grow until I become a full-fledged Catholic next Easter. Hockey players traditionally sport facial hair for the playoffs so I could start a new beard growing trend for all converts. We could call it FAITHIAL HAIR.
Anyway back to my beard. Over the last year or so several people have commented I look like a certain singer. I myself never have seen the resemblance beyond the fact we are both chubby and hairy, but I'll leave it for y'all to decide.
One things for sure. As Mr. Brown sings, I do for a fact wish I had my toes in the water and my ass in the sand.