Okay, I was screwing around on the internet and saw this post on Swivet, the blog for literary agent Collen Lindsay.
The post was a link to one of those crazy time waster question deals. This one was called the Sarah Palin name generator and claimed to assign you a name, based on your actual one, if Sarah Palin had been your mother. Her kids names are unique -- Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.
So I play along and dutifully type in Travis Dwayne Erwin and what does the magical name generator spit out ...
Travis Dwayne Erwin, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Meat Notgay Palin
Who knows, Meat Notgay Palin you just might be president one day!
Kind of scary, huh?
I even did it twice and got the same answer.
And my wife?
Mustache Warthog Palin
I like mine better. Click here to find out yours.