Wednesday, September 17, 2008

I Have Too much Time On My Hands

Okay, I was screwing around on the internet and saw this post on Swivet, the blog for literary agent Collen Lindsay.

The post was a link to one of those crazy time waster question deals. This one was called the Sarah Palin name generator and claimed to assign you a name, based on your actual one, if Sarah Palin had been your mother. Her kids names are unique -- Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.

So I play along and dutifully type in Travis Dwayne Erwin and what does the magical name generator spit out ...

Travis Dwayne Erwin, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Meat Notgay Palin

Who knows, Meat Notgay Palin you just might be president one day!

Kind of scary, huh?

I even did it twice and got the same answer.

And my wife?

Mustache Warthog Palin


I like mine better. Click here to find out yours.

28 comments:

preTzel said...

LOL! Here is mine:

Goalie Sanka Palin

I'm so not an athletic person so that cracks me up. I don't drink coffee either. Do they even make Sanka coffee anymore?

Thanks for the very late night laugh Travis.

Joshua said...

Luger Otter Palin


yeah, I'm a porn star, very cool

the walking man said...

Finally I have found a pen name:


Stockyard Mudslide Palin

Bubblewench said...

That is good...

Sport Grunt Palin

I do sport a grunt! Funny!

Kristen Painter said...

Chevy General Palin

I could go for being called General.

debra said...

I'd be Ladel Torque and my lovely husband of many years is Beans Harpoon Palin. Our lovely daughters?
Falter Locust and Crop Schooner.
Nice, huh?

Crystal Phares said...

Mine is Ammo Canal and my husband's is Bow NATO. Heh!

Bina said...

That is so funny!

With my maiden name, it would be;

Shaver Razorback Palin

but with my married name it's;

Taupe Armageddon Palin

And since Armageddon is my alltime FAVORITE movie, I think I kinda like it!

Charles Gramlich said...

I want the razorback one.

Michele said...

Awesome.

Nixon Hailfire Palin

Melanie Avila said...

Double the fun with maiden names!

Maiden: Copper Catfish Palin

Married: Stoppage Lead Palin

Lisa said...

Thanks Travis! As if I couldn't find enough time wasters on my own :)

Yours truly,

Rot Pipeline Palin

Josephine Damian said...

Not Gay? Ha!

I'm Rifle Panzer Palin.

I wonder what Bristol will name her kid?

catmanduPrez said...

Great fun! Thanks for finding this.

Here is mine:

ray wilson, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Can Lightning Palin

I like the heck out of it!

lyzzydee said...

I have a really crappy name-

Strike Chipper Palin

Its made me laugh though!!!!

Therese said...

Now that's funny.

Those Palins are unusual folk...

Lana Gramlich said...

I'm "Steak Leather Palin," the all-Americanest palin there is, huk yuk yuh! ;)

Lana Gramlich said...

Ironically, Charles is "Pick Beef Palin," so it seems we're still & always a good match. ;)

Terrie Farley Moran said...

Travis,

You are Meat Notgay?? The fix must be in!!!

I already did this on Alex Keto's blog.

My name is Rippa Shook Palin but when I use my legal name I am, hang on Bina, Taupe Armageddon. And, Bina, I like it, too.

Terrie

Titania Starlight said...

That was pretty fun. Today was a good day for a good time waster like this.

Mine is:

Snooker Hinge Palin

"Snooker"? :o)~

Vodka Mom said...

yeah, I did it. My name was Lock something or other. (She gags me a little.)

Robin said...

This is too funny!

I am "Comma Liberty Palin"! Whatever the hell that means!

My SE is ALSO "Copper Catfish Palin" so Melissa Avila? Are we related or just fish in the same taintied waters? LOL!

Robin said...

OMG! One of my "girls" is STAG TUNNEL! That's it, I'm going to that college and dragging her home! And she's not even mine!

Scott Lessard said...

I'm the same as lana...Steak Leather Palin.

What does that mean that we share the same Palin-nom?

I was sure you were gonna say that your name:

Travis Dwayne Erwin came back as...

...Travis Dwayne Erwin.

Now, that would be funny.

SL

Phats said...

I seriously cringe thinking this woman might end up in the white house!

Nice name though

J. L. Krueger said...

I'm Turbine Yukon Palin.

At least this leftwing commie liberal stuff is funny. :)

SUV Mama said...

Cue Manhunt Palin

LOL! Totally awesome linkage.

Lindy said...

I'm Bullet Bodycheck Palin- don't fuc% with me!