A:Accent: Come admit it. Y'all would be disappointed if I didn't have a decidedly Texas twang and who m I to disappoint.
B:Breakfast or no Breakfast: Breakfast is best served at 2 AM as a dessert to a night of rum guzzling.
C:Chore I hate: Every last one of them. By nature I'm a lazy person in all aspects except writing, fishing, and hunting.
D:Dog or Cat: Two dogs. Well one dog and one rodent. The chih-weenie dog is worthless, but my Chesapeake Bay Retriever is at least bigger than my shoe.
E:Essential Electronics: Laptop. Otherwise I'd be silenced.
F:Favorite Perfume: Yeah, I'll get back to you on this one. When I buy my wife perfume I have to go to the counter and do a bloodhound impersonation because I can't remember the names of that stuff.
G:Gold or Silver: I wear neither and if I'm buying for my wife I go for silver because I'm basically a tight wad.
H:Handbag I carry most often: Can we change that to handgun?
I:Insomnia: When the writing is going well I sleep poorly because I can't get the characters to shut-up and go to sleep when I need them to.
J:Job Title: The Post Office has more acronyms than idiotic supervisors. My title is MMPE which stands for Mechanic of Mail Processing Equipment or some other such crap. I work on the automate machines that sort your mail.
K:Kids: Two boys T age 7 an Z 5. They actually have unique (or weird if you prefer) names but we'll just use their initials here.
L:Living Arrangement: Ramshackle house in the sticks but someday soon we're going to build our very own hillbilly mansion.
M:Most admirable trait: I'm a pretty good diplomat until I'm good and pissed then I'll simply tell you to go to hell.
N:Naughtiest childhood behavior: Me and this guy once went through a phase of stealing hood ornaments.
O:Overnight Hospital Stays: Ablation for my heart and ankle surgery from a hockey incident.
P:Phobias: Talking heads of lettuce, especially if they are saying, "Eat me."
Q:Quote: "A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book." ~ Ernest Hemingway.
R:Reason to smile: Why not?
S:Siblings: One brother. Six years older.
T:Time I wake up: Too damn early. Six-ish because my wife has a very loud hair dryer.
U:Unusual Talent or skill: I got mad skillz. I'm just trying to figure out what they are.
V:Vegetable I refuse to eat: ALL OF THEM!
W:Worst Habit: Procrastination
X:X-rays: My ankle when I snapped both bones in the above mentioned hockey incident.
Y:Yummy Stuff: Meat. Fresh caught walleye, marinated elk tenderloin, grilled shrimp, steak, teriyaki chicken.
Z:Zoo animal I like the most: Bears are cool, otter an seals are fun, once some some Orangutan love at Cheyenne Mountain zoo is Colorado Springs an that was educational.
Play along if you wish or tell me which of these we agree on or which make me seem crazier than a vegetarian butcher.