Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Oprah Alamo

October 10th, 2010 is fast approaching. To celebrate 10/10/10 I'm going to run ten straight days of top ten lists. Hopefully, they will be of the tongue in cheek variety. I'm open to suggestions so if you have a top ten list idea send me an email or leave it here in the comments. I will of course give credit where credit is due and link tot he originator of the idea.


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Oprah has tossed aside her hurt feelings and selected Jonathan Franzen's latest novel Freedom, as her current book selection. I think she should go even further to prove her forgiving nature and make her next selection from an author she has reason to dislike or hold a grudge against. Furthermore she could pick an total unknown maybe even an unpublished author to showcase her ability to find undiscovered talent.

And Oprah I'm gonna make your job easy. Remember when that group of Cattleman sued you, and you had to move production of your show to that out of the way town in the Texas Panhandle? What was that city called again ... oh yeah Amarillo. You prevailed in court but to show you are bigger than those who try and take you down you could reach out t one of the town's wanna be writers. It would be even better if the dude is a total carnivore to show you have no BEEF with Amarillo's citizens. I bet if you think hard enough at least one name will come to you.

And Oprah in case you have a lot on your mind let me toss out one hint. Remember the Alamo!

12 comments:

Erica Orloff said...

Top Ten Reasons Vegetarians Are Better People Than Meat Eaters.

;-)

jjdebenedictis said...

Top ten uses for lettuce.

Top ten most fun ways to get fired.

Top ten things you don't want in your house (I know what #1 would be, and it would be green and leafy.)

Top ten things you don't want to hear from your best friend.

Top ten Top ten lists.

Top ten most useful places to find a snake.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

If Rick Perry doesn't come through for you, I hope Oprah does.

Old Kitty said...

Top ten beers of the world.
:-)

And not a lettuce, tomato, or onion in sight.

Take care
x

Deborah Elliott-Upton said...

This one should be easy: Top Ten Johnny Depp movies. Hey, I'll even help you with this one.

Cloudia said...

Yeah! Think what she could do for an unknown genius - just saying





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Charles Gramlich said...

If this works I'll eat your hat! :)

the walking man said...

Top Ten Ways to get booked by the Chicago police while trying to get in to see Oprah one on one.

alex keto said...

Remember the Alamo?

Why? Are they better than Hertz or Avis?

Teenage Bride said...

Top ten Halloween costumes woot woot

Tabitha Bird said...

Suggestions...Hmmmm.

Top ten things not to say to your boss.

Top ten things every writer wishes for.

Have fun :)

Phats said...

Top Ten List on why my Boilers are cursed :(