Top 10 Reasons to Quit Reading This Blog
10. Meat good. Veggie's Bad. What are we Cavemen? Give us a new thought already.
9. All those Literary Agents can't be wrong.
8. You never know when Travis might "Go Postal."
7. A person can take only so much Texas Bullshit before the stench becomes overbearing.
6. Yeah, yeah we know it's hard to publish a novel and blah, blah you've been at it a full decade. You've been posting about it nearly that long as well. Shit or get off the pot already.
5. I sent the bastard money/books/toys when his house went up like an old lady's birthday cake, and still he refuses to name a character after my dog.
4. PETA said they'd revoke my membership if I didn't stop fraternizing with the enemy.
3. Seth Rogen already corned the market on fat hairy guys who think they're funny.
2. The annoyingly regularity in which the phrase "Lettuce is The Devil" is repeated.
1. Ten straight days of asinine Top 10 Lists.