Sunday, October 10, 2010

Top 10 Reasons to Quit Reading This Blog

Well, here we are at 10/10/10 so this is the final Top Ten List. Thanks for sticking with me these past ten days. hope you enjoyed my absurdity.

Top 10 Reasons to Quit Reading This Blog

10. Meat good. Veggie's Bad. What are we Cavemen? Give us a new thought already.

9. All those Literary Agents can't be wrong.

8. You never know when Travis might "Go Postal."

7. A person can take only so much Texas Bullshit before the stench becomes overbearing.

6. Yeah, yeah we know it's hard to publish a novel and blah, blah you've been at it a full decade. You've been posting about it nearly that long as well. Shit or get off the pot already.

5. I sent the bastard money/books/toys when his house went up like an old lady's birthday cake, and still he refuses to name a character after my dog.

4. PETA said they'd revoke my membership if I didn't stop fraternizing with the enemy.

3. Seth Rogen already corned the market on fat hairy guys who think they're funny.

2. The annoyingly regularity in which the phrase "Lettuce is The Devil" is repeated.

1. Ten straight days of asinine Top 10 Lists.

23 comments:

Leah J. Utas said...

Good list. I loved No.5. Sad that it happened, but good for you for finding humour in it.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

So what were you doing at 10:10 on 10/10/10? May 10 wonderful things happen to you today!

Teresa said...

You made a mistake in the title. "Quit" needs to be changed to "Keep". How would we survive without our hairy Texas gadfly reminding us of the evils of demon lettuce??? I might not be able to resist the southern California urge to forsake "carnivoredom" for a life of vegan dullness.

Old Kitty said...

Me and my fellow lettuce lovers refuse to give up on you - cos you're from Texas and you write romance novels and what a boring world this would be if we all hugged trees and worshipped the green stuff! :-)

Take care
x

sybil law said...

I've loved the top 10 lists!

Reb said...

I loved all 10 of your top 10 lists Travis. Keep on blogging, those that can't handle a bit of carnivorous humour don't have to read ;)

jjdebenedictis said...

We ♥ Travis!

Phats said...

I wouldn't stop reading this blog come on!! :0) although I would enjoy you going postal haha just don't do it on your job ;)

Texanne said...

Honestly, Travis, if you quit posting to this blog, I'd sit and stare at the empty screen twice a week, because I'd be lost and broken.

PS: Had a terrific Tofurkey & swiss on whole wheat with the most amazing Polish dill pickle. Hah!

Terri Tiffany said...

I won't stop:)

Barrie said...

Ha! Very funny!

Melanie Hooyenga said...

I've LOVED this series! I haven't commented on all the posts but I just zipped through them in Reader.

You are awesome!

Shauna Roberts said...

You didn't convince me! I'm going to keep hanging around here until you kick me out.

WordVixen said...

Loved #4. I'd love it more if I weren't convinced that PETA is the devil, though. :-D

G said...

Thanks for the Monday chuckle, although sometimes we can smite ourselves when we fraternize with the demon that is lettuce.

Hilary said...

Great series of lists. I'm already looking forward to the 11 days leading up to November 11 of next year.

the walking man said...

Ten wasn't enough for me to stop clicking through...got anymore?

Dizzy Ms. Lizzy said...

Just try and stop me from reading your blog, Travis. Go on, I dare you! :-)

jerseygirl89 said...

I loved this list but it didn't make me change my mind.

Anonymous said...

Travis' Wife:

What???

Zephra said...

Best top 10 to date!

Janna Qualman said...

Whatever. Like you could talk anyone into that. ;)

Monnik said...

Ha. that's awesome.