I read the above blurb in this article.
Deeper down in the article Handler was quoted ...
"I'll be editing and overseeing, while my family and friends make money off me and get something back from the torture I've put them through. I've got a couple other ideas and people I want to see write books."
Okay, given the fact that Chelsea has no earthly idea of the existence of this big hairy Texan I'm fairly certain I am not one of the people she means. But I choose to believe Miss handler would love my memoir ... The Feedstore Chronicles.
Why you ask?
One, she likes Texans. According to a coworker who religiously watches Miss Handler's show on E!, Chelsea Lately, Miss Handler currently has a swarm of gay Texans residing with her. I may not be a gay Texan but I have been known to write a romance novel and that has to account for something.
Two. Think of the comedic goldmine Miss Handler could reap from having me on the show alongside Chewy. A big hairy Texan and Mexican midget.
Three. The Feedstore Chronicles is a crude and at times offensive memoir. Not unlike her book Are you There Vodka, It's Me Chelsea. Sure, she had no tales about bulldog masturbation or stolen prosthetic legs, but her tale of identity theft and the resulting jail house lesbianism is as funny as books get.
So in honor of what I know would be a book marriage made in
Help me out by sending her a tweet mentioning me and The Feedstore Chronicles.
Send your manifesto to @chelseahandler at http://twitter.com/chelseahandler