I read the above blurb in this article.
Deeper down in the article Handler was quoted ...
"I'll be editing and overseeing, while my family and friends make money off me and get something back from the torture I've put them through. I've got a couple other ideas and people I want to see write books."
Okay, given the fact that Chelsea has no earthly idea of the existence of this big hairy Texan I'm fairly certain I am not one of the people she means. But I choose to believe Miss handler would love my memoir ... The Feedstore Chronicles.
Why you ask?
One, she likes Texans. According to a coworker who religiously watches Miss Handler's show on E!, Chelsea Lately, Miss Handler currently has a swarm of gay Texans residing with her. I may not be a gay Texan but I have been known to write a romance novel and that has to account for something.
Two. Think of the comedic goldmine Miss Handler could reap from having me on the show alongside Chewy. A big hairy Texan and Mexican midget.
Three. The Feedstore Chronicles is a crude and at times offensive memoir. Not unlike her book Are you There Vodka, It's Me Chelsea. Sure, she had no tales about bulldog masturbation or stolen prosthetic legs, but her tale of identity theft and the resulting jail house lesbianism is as funny as books get.
Four, my
So in honor of what I know would be a book marriage made in
Help me out by sending her a tweet mentioning me and The Feedstore Chronicles.
Send your manifesto to @chelseahandler at http://twitter.com/chelseahandler
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I can just see you cackling, Travis, and saying "Fly, my minions, fly!" Good luck with the campaign!
Miss Handler will be kicking herself and a few others if she misses out on this opportunity with you!! I say go twitters!!! Go!!!
Good luck!!
p.s. not being a twitterer type of person (erm, I don't even have a mobile phone..ahem) I'm not much good to you with this campaign!
:-) But I'm there twittering away in spirit!!
Take care
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Given Chelsea Handler's sense of humor? If she didn't publish it, she sure as hell would read it, and likely interview you on her show.
This is why Texas is great!
Think big-ish, Trav :)
Aloha from Waikiki :)
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I don't have a twitter account. Is there another way I can harass her on your behalf?
Terrie
Hate to break it to you pard..but like the rest here I do not twit on twitter.
Borderline Amazing is the name of the imprint and it is apparently bestowed by Hatchette a french company that bought out Time Warner. The imprint itself is run by her company which currently handles her television show.
I would suggest that you upstake and stalk her...wife and kids in tow because as of this moment there are no submission guidelines or what type of material they are looking for. Maybe if you threw a prosthetic leg in front of her car...
On the edge of stardom, you are.
I've seen a piece or two of her standup, which was pretty funny. Haven't read any of her stuff although the titles are kind of funny.
I did your evil bidding on Twitter. But I had to mention bulldog masturbation.
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