Stuff

Day 5 of my get noticed my Chelsea Handler campaign brought the first measure of success. No Chelsea did not invite me onto the show or ask to read a sample from The Feedstore Chronicles, but comedian and frequent Chelsea Lately panel member Loni Love did show me some twitter love.  

Loni is a devote bacon fan and we meat lovers like to stick together so I'm happy that a member of Chelsea's posse has at least acknowledges my existence in this world. I appreciate all of you who have helped spread the word about myself and The Feedstore Chronicles. I still hope to convince her the memoir would make a great addition to her new Borderline Mazing Imprint at Grand Central Publishing. To aid me with that please sent Chelsea a message via MySpace, Facebook,  Twitter, or email her at chelsea@chelseahandler.com 

On to other randomness ...

I spotted this vehicle outside out local Dollar Tree store. I have no idea what the message is supposed to mean or why anyone would feel compelled to write it across their windshield, but I was intrigued enough to snap a pic to share here on the blog.

Here we have a shot of good versus evil ... I took this picture of a coworkers lunch

I took this picture of a coworkers lunch. To my Lettuce is the Devil way of thinking this kind of diet is the contradictory equivalent finding a copy if the Bible in the nightstand of a whore house.

Finally I share this headline from today's Amarillo Globe-News ...

Now I get the intention. And the next line certainly clears up any confusion, but upon first glance I thought. Man, that Farmer must be a real ass to have incited an angry mob.