For years now I've been preaching both on this blog and in person that Lettuce is The Devil. But Satan is a wily character and can sneak up on a man anytime, anyplace, via any variety of means. Of course we men are most weak when it comes to those we love.
Recently a desperate plea came to me via twitter ...
@ made me eat a whole wheat pita with spinach and grilled chicken! Help me Obi-Wan, your my only hope!
11 comments:
HILARIOUS! IN TEARS!
Oops, that was me, Travis.
Crystal
Funny post, Travis. Is something wrong with the link?
" The webpage cannot be found"
Donna -- I think I fixed the link.
Crystal -- See under the Devil's grip your mind is turning to mush. soon you won't even recall how to turn on a computer.
Travis, I can't thank you enough! This is so dead on and I hope Crystal can find the redemption she needs. I will sure be there helping her all the way. I'll bet if I hold up a steak she will come to the light.
Sorry you big beautiful babies, I'm with Crystal!
:-)
You are all powerless to stop The Spinach.
Take care
x
That poor man. Malnutrition is a helluva way to go.
LOL, the dire circumstances our loved ones drag us through. Bless you Travis, for bringing this atrocity to light.
Whole wheat pita. My god will the torment and evil neve end? We recently got some of these, by accident. We ate a few bites and threw the rest out to the critters. A week later, most were still there, except for those eaten by the possum.
Travis,
What's your mailing address? I think you're just the guy for this.
"Exotic Vegetable Of The Month Club is designed to provide 10 Lbs. of fresh Exotic Vegetables to our members."
Now, not only can you be inundated with veggy goodness, you won't even recognize/know what you're eating.
How about some nice steamy Foo Gwa (bitter melon) or some tasty Mao Qwa (fuzzy squash, dunno, that's the translation) or some Fish Wort herb on your salad?
Funny!
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