So today I'm going to toss out a few of these ...
From an Ape's ass to a pig's. The segue makes sense here but again not sure why I've save this photo in my phone.
What is it like to live here in the Texas Panhandle? ...
Some days it's hot ...
Others it is cold ...
Rub and Buff? You think there is a warning on the back of this product about going blind after prolonged use?
This product sounds more like a venereal disease than anything I want spread on my sandwich.
This is the logo from a local Christian school. I know many fine people who send their kids there and I'm sure the staff is excellent as well as the education received there but every time I see this logo I ask why they chose sperm as their mascot.
Should I be offended that despite being under 40 they did not card me?
If you are a weight loss franchise do you really want your name associated with big rotund items like hot air balloons?
Deck the halls. Beer halls that is.
And last, but certainly not least, I offer photographic proof that I have the greatest wife in the world.
THE FEEDSTORE CHRONICLES might not get the reference but those that have have to appreciate the fact my wife had these shorts made for herself and a few other friends at the release party last week where they were so popular that she ended up taking orders from others who wanted one. The front reads Pearls Feed and Seed and they are quite fetching along with vulgar in a very subtle way.
And yes, that is a Pearl Necklace she was wearing in honor of the book and my twisted sense of humor.