The Top 10 Three Word Combos I Most Fear Will Appear In My Obituary
10. Rick Perry Henchmen
9. Winner Darwin Award
8. When Smoke Cleared
7. Horny Grizzly Bear
6. Angry Mob PETA
5. Meat Allergy Starvation
4. Trove Unpublished Novels
3. Iceburg Romaine Arugula
2. Pitchfork, Brimstone, Devil
1. Lifetime Motto Correct
Today is my wife's birthday. I'll have wished her a happy one long before she reads this but for the record ... Happy Birthday Jennifer!
Kudos to my new Facebook buddy Adam Schwab for recommending today's subject matter.
12 comments:
Happy Birthday to your wife
Bet she's gorgeous and full of life
May you give her lots of pressies
Happy Birthday to you wife.
Jennifer!
Hip hip hoooray!! Take care
x
"When smoke cleared." Oh, my. Excellent one on a great list.
Of all the funny posts you've written, Travis, this is the FUNNIEST! And Happy B-Day to the love of your life, too.
Happy bday to your wife. I might steal this idea for a blog post. Very funny.
Last words, "Hold my beer"
Iman
Happy Birthday Jennifer! Letta meat cake!
Funny post, as ever.
Funnier still: Google Ads, or someone, has put a Groupon ad on your site. It shows a plate of SUSHI! Terrible when you have to compete for laughs with the searchbot-analytics combo.
Aloha ha ha from Honolulu
Comfort Spiral
Tell her Happy Birthday from the Blogosphere! And don't worry, my obit for you would be "A Great Writer."
Too funny.. you could rival Letterman with your lists.
Belated happy birthday to your wife.
My personal favorite is "horny grizzly bear". Although I did wonder if that was supposed to be the description of you rather than method of death?
Happy Birthday Jenn!
This is hilarious! I can't say I fear any of those words in my obituary, although I can't imagine them appearing in mine. Aside from the novels one, of course.
Love it!
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